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I'm Sammantha & I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother, unless your mother is a drunk whore too.
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isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

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I’ve been waiting for this. Rick and Morty is hilarious.

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*lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch

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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean


ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean

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