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I'm Sammantha & I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother, unless your mother is a drunk whore too.
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drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via frostiels)

— 1 day ago with 247661 notes

I’ve been waiting for this. Rick and Morty is hilarious.

(Source: victoryandjustice, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

— 2 days ago with 158576 notes

nishlo:

*lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch

(via illoumenati)

— 2 days ago with 70536 notes

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via okaywork)

— 2 days ago with 76617 notes
omgtsn:

ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean

omgtsn:

ugh sorry i didn’t have time to clean

(via stayy0ungandwild)

— 2 days ago with 81146 notes