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I'm Sammantha & I'm not the kind of girl you can take home to your mother, unless your mother is a drunk whore too.
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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via theblackship)

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